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 <h4>Terms of Service</h4>
 
-<p>This is a placeholder ToS.</p>
+<p>I'm pretty lax</p>
+
+<ol>
+    <li>
+        <h3>Don't be a big meanie</h4>
+        <p>Arguments are cool and all but don't resort to stuff like flamewars. No hard limits though.</p>
+    </li>
+    <li>
+        <h3>Mark your lewds!</h3>
+        <p>Reminder that lewd is bad and nobody wants to be forced to see that. Just mark it sensitive and anything goes</p>
+    </li>
+    <li>
+	    <h3>This is a <b>Kink Shame Zone</b></h3>
+	    <p>Being a lewdie will be met with many anime girl reaction images shaming you for your lewdness. Go think about icky things on someone else's webzone™</p>
+    </li>
+    <li>
+	   <h3>Keep it legal!</h3>
+	   <p>Server is hosted in france, keep content legal for there (+ wherever you're browsing from)</p>
+    </li>
+    <li>
+	    <h3>No ads/spambots</h3>
+	    <p>I didn't think I'd have to specify this, but please do not set up bots solely for trying to advertise.</h3>
+    </li>
+    <li>
+	    <h3>Non-TOS recommendations</h3>
+	    <p>This is stuff that'd I'd <em>like</em> you to do, but I won't outright ban you if you don't follow them</p>
+	    <ul>
+		    <li>If someone is sadposting, don't antagonise them - they probably just want to vent</li>
+		    <li>Take things as if they were posted in good faith - unless it's obvious that they weren't</li>
+		    <li>Put walls of text behind a subject (CW) - helps the timeline not get flooded with text</li>
+	    </ul>
+    </li>
+
+</ol>
+
+<p>So I guess yeah, that's about it. Try to be nice, eh? We're probably all sad here.</p>
 
-<p>Edit <code>"/static/terms-of-service.html"</code> to make it fit the needs of your instance.</p>
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