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-<h4>Terms of Service</h4>
+<h4>Welcome to the Froth Zone!</h4>
 
-<p> Don't do anything illegal in the US. </p>
+<h5>Registration is invite only for the forseeable future. You also need a valid email to sign up.</h5>
+<h6>If I know who you are I'll probably approve it as soon as I can.</h6>
+
+<h5>Actual Terms I guess</h5>
+<ol>
+    <li>Do not post anything that is illegal in the US.</li>
+    <li>Do not only post anything NSFW without tagging it.</li>
+    <li>No block evasion.</li>
+    <li>No doxing.</li>
+    <li>No spamming or shilling. Go back to Twitter.</li>
+    <li>Do not imitate being someone without their permission.</li>
+</ol>
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