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8b79e6681b This is an automated commit for publication :::: A young man and his girlfriend were walking along Main Street when she spotted
a beautiful diamond ring in a jewelry-store window.  "Wow, I'd sure love to
have that!" she gushed.
	"No problem," her companion replied, throwing a brick through the
window and grabbing the ring.
	A few blocks later, the woman admired a full-length sable coat.  "What
I'd give to own that," she said, sighing.
	"No problem," he said, throwing a brick through the window and grabbing
the coat.
	Finally, turning for home, they passed a car dealership.  "Boy, I'd do
anything for one of those Rolls-Royces," she said.
	"Jeez, baby," the guy moaned, "you think I'm made of bricks?"
2023-02-19 19:22:12 -06:00
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43973e18aa This is an automated commit for publication :::: Let the guarantee of free speech be in every man's determination to use it, and we shall have no need of paper declarations.
-- Voltairine de Cleyre
2023-02-19 19:12:10 -06:00
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31f499499b This is an automated commit for publication :::: The animals are not as stupid as one thinks -- they have neither
doctors nor lawyers.
		-- L. Docquier
2023-02-19 19:03:40 -06:00
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d95831006f This is an automated commit for publication :::: Diplomacy is the art of letting the other party have things your way.
-- Daniele Vare
2023-02-19 19:01:40 -06:00
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0dfa928f81 This is an automated commit for publication :::: It is easier to run down a hill than up one. 2023-02-19 10:10:05 -06:00
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bf67df0dba This is an automated commit for publication :::: No other warranty expressed or implied. 2023-02-19 09:59:24 -06:00
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c84f8cbedc This is an automated commit for publication :::: The very remembrance of my former misfortune proves a new one to me.
-- Miguel de Cervantes
2023-02-19 09:58:19 -06:00
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e2bb9d0e90 This is an automated commit for publication :::: No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible. 2023-02-18 20:43:59 -06:00
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c3425383d7 This is an automated commit for publication :::: Words can never express what words can never express. 2023-02-18 12:38:00 -06:00
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91b225c628 This is an automated commit for publication :::: Satellite Safety Tip #14:
If you see a bright streak in the sky coming at you, duck.
2023-02-18 12:37:20 -06:00
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28ad75c7c3 This is an automated commit for publication :::: Cure the disease and kill the patient.
-- Francis Bacon
2023-02-18 12:36:23 -06:00
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f654e74d8f This is an automated commit for publication :::: ... The prejudices people feel about each other disappear when they get
to know each other.
		-- Kirk, "Elaan of Troyius", stardate 4372.5
2023-02-18 00:03:42 -06:00
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6a11760eb3 This is an automated commit for publication :::: If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
-- Lily Tomlin
2023-02-17 23:53:43 -06:00
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a1f7f32e65 This is an automated commit for publication :::: Every program is a part of some other program, and rarely fits. 2023-02-12 20:29:10 -06:00
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62d3176d4d This is an automated commit for publication :::: Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level.
-- Quentin Crisp
2023-02-12 20:27:15 -06:00
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a84a40360f public mode 2023-02-12 15:54:07 -06:00