diff --git a/src/database/database.cpp b/src/database/database.cpp
index 9a18464..79d52ce 100644
--- a/src/database/database.cpp
+++ b/src/database/database.cpp
@@ -41,3 +41,8 @@ User Database::get_user(const std::string& acct)
     std::cerr << "Database::get_user()" << std::endl;
     return {};
 }
+
+void Database::create_user(const User& props)
+{
+    std::cerr << "Database::create_user()" << std::endl;
+}
diff --git a/src/database/database.h b/src/database/database.h
index 4241a14..d298d6b 100644
--- a/src/database/database.h
+++ b/src/database/database.h
@@ -39,6 +39,10 @@ namespace DB
         virtual User get_user(unsigned long id);
         virtual User get_user(const std::string& acct);
 
+        virtual void create_user(const User& props);
+
+        /// These are just enums for Configuration and stuff, but Polymorphism
+        /// handles the typing stuff already
         enum class Type
         {
             SQLite,
diff --git a/src/database/sqlite/sqlite.cpp b/src/database/sqlite/sqlite.cpp
index 267dff6..ebe5a79 100644
--- a/src/database/sqlite/sqlite.cpp
+++ b/src/database/sqlite/sqlite.cpp
@@ -94,7 +94,7 @@ int SQLite::sqlite_exec(SQLiteCacheIndex idx,
 
     while ((code = sqlite3_step(stmt)) == SQLITE_ROW)
     {
-        func(stmt);
+        if (func) func(stmt);
         ++query_count;
     }
 
@@ -104,6 +104,7 @@ int SQLite::sqlite_exec(SQLiteCacheIndex idx,
         Logger::instance().log("SQLite database is busy!", Logger::Level::DEBUG);
         break;
     case SQLITE_ERROR:
+    default:
     case SQLITE_MISUSE:
     {
         const std::string err_msg = "Couldn't exec query: "s + std::string(sqlite3_errmsg(db));
@@ -111,7 +112,6 @@ int SQLite::sqlite_exec(SQLiteCacheIndex idx,
         throw std::runtime_error(err_msg);
     }
     case SQLITE_DONE:
-    default:
         break;
     }
     
@@ -161,6 +161,19 @@ User SQLite::get_user(unsigned long id)
     return luser;
 }
 
+void SQLite::create_user(const User& p)
+{
+    // INSERT INTO users (local, display_name, acct, bio, created_at) VALUES (TRUE, 'Test user', 'test1', 'sneed!!!', unixepoch());
+    
+    sqlite_compile_to_cache(CREATE_USER, "INSERT INTO users ( local, email, display_name, acct, bio, created_at, updated_at, birthday, key )"
+                            "VALUES ( ?1, ?2, ?3, ?4, ?5, unixepoch(), unixepoch(), ?6, ?7 )");
+
+    sqlite_exec(CREATE_USER,
+                {p.local, p.email, p.display_name, p.acct,
+                 p.bio, p.birthday, "the key lole"},
+                nullptr);
+}
+
 User SQLite::get_user(const std::string& acct)
 {
     User luser{0, {}, false, {}, acct, {}, {}, {}};
@@ -228,6 +241,7 @@ CREATE TABLE IF NOT EXISTS users (
     janny_level INTEGER DEFAULT 0,
     follow_move BOOLEAN DEFAULT FALSE,
     instance_id INTEGER,
+    unique (acct),
     FOREIGN KEY(instance_id) REFERENCES instances(id)
 )
 )sql",
diff --git a/src/database/sqlite/sqlite.h b/src/database/sqlite/sqlite.h
index dcd53c6..8425e40 100644
--- a/src/database/sqlite/sqlite.h
+++ b/src/database/sqlite/sqlite.h
@@ -37,6 +37,7 @@ namespace DB
     enum SQLiteCacheIndex {
         GET_USER_BY_ID = 0,
         GET_USER_BY_ACCT,
+        CREATE_USER,
         COUNT,
     };
     
@@ -46,9 +47,10 @@ namespace DB
         explicit SQLite(std::filesystem::path path);
         virtual ~SQLite();
 
-        virtual bool try_migration() override;
-        virtual User get_user(unsigned long id) override;
-        virtual User get_user(const std::string& acct) override;
+        virtual bool try_migration() override final;
+        virtual User get_user(unsigned long id) override final;
+        virtual User get_user(const std::string& acct) override final;
+        virtual void create_user(const User& props) override final;
     private:
         /**
          * @brief Executes an SQL statement
diff --git a/src/user.h b/src/user.h
index c642bf7..eb9f9b5 100644
--- a/src/user.h
+++ b/src/user.h
@@ -25,10 +25,10 @@ class User
 public:
     unsigned long id;
     std::string email;
-    bool is_local;
+    bool local;
     std::string bio;
     std::string acct;
-    std::string birthday;
+    int birthday;
     std::string display_name;
     std::string key;
 };